- East coasters: I drove through 17 states on the way to work
- West coasters: I have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. Generations have died. Children have been born. When will I make it to the promised land
- Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
- Texans: Are we out of Texas yet it's been 5 months
- Floridians: Please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki–
- High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
- Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
- Actual College Professor: lol same.
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