Mum just came home with nearly 50 fucking cartons of milk I thought this maths problem shit was a tumblr joke I didn’t think fuckery like this legitimately took place
no girls allowed
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mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
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I’ve seen a lot of this guy and his good deeds on my dashboard. It got me curious as to who he is.
I did a little research and found out that his name is Andrew Ducote.
He no longer works for Disneyland on a count of the fact that they didn’t want him playing Peter Pan anymore because he was getting wrinkles under his eyes. They offered him another job at the park but he refused. He liked being Peter Pan and he didn’t want another position.
He ended up getting married to a girl named Hali Gaskins who played Wendy at the park.
I know that I can’t be the only one who was curious about him. Hence this post.
How ironic that Peter Pan got fired for growing up
For wrinkles under his eyes, jfc. I wanted to meet him.
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Guns Don’t Protect Freedom (IMAGE)
Because we talked the British into granting us our independence. And then we talked to the British again in 1812, when they decided they would attempt to take America back. We talked out our differences over slavery, until finally we decided as a group to outlaw slavery in America. We talked Hitler out of committing genocide. And we talked Japan into surrendering (we actually did try to tell the Japanese empire into surrendering, but ultimately we had to strike after they refused to heed our multiple warnings about the destructive power of our weapons.)
We did all that with words.
Remember when we stormed the beaches of Normandy with megaphones and went on to beat the Nazis with harsh language? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
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He gets rewarded with full pay even though his military enlistment ended years ago! Obama and friends!
Ugh. Every time I hear about this it makes me want to flip a table. I wish I could say I was surprised, but my bar for this administration is set so low, no low is surprising to me.
“Workplace violence.” Bull. Sh**.
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I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type
I know mine. it’s
pureblood
this post just got 209348451 times better okay
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i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)
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