Sep 21, 2014

(via cybergoof)

Sep 21, 2014
Sep 21, 2014

myramylove:

I don’t think I can do any of these.

(Source: cosmopolitan.com, via pee-on-me-softly)

Sep 20, 2014
  1. East coasters: I drove through 17 states on the way to work
  2. West coasters: I have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. Generations have died. Children have been born. When will I make it to the promised land
  3. Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
  4. Texans: Are we out of Texas yet it's been 5 months
  5. Floridians: Please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki–
Sep 20, 2014
amenpenis:

Lana del Rey - Ride

amenpenis:

Lana del Rey - Ride

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

Sep 20, 2014

(Source: sandandglass, via toodopetoexist)

Sep 20, 2014
Sep 20, 2014

casualdorkpatrol:

This is all you need to know about my IKEA trip today

(via helioscentrifuge)

Sep 19, 2014
  1. High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
  2. Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
  3. Actual College Professor: lol same.
Sep 19, 2014

alicia-silverstoned:

lesbian pirates be like scissor me timbers

(via thefunniestblogger)

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